72 "raisins"?

[DEFCON Warning System]

If you're thinking of matrying yourself for the reward of 72 virgins, you might want to think again.

According to a Quran scholar, the word "virgin" has been mistranslated. The correct translation is that your reward will be 72 raisins.

http://www.wnd.com/2016/05/quran-scholar-martyrs-get-raisins-not-virgins/?cat_orig=faith

Well, I guess it depends on the raisins. Some of them are quite delicious.

 

[Worldwatcher]

They certainly put an "interesting" spin on the end....

“If we would just treat these guys the way Democrats treat Republicans, we could discredit these people inside of a week. Can you imagine, say, Hillary Clinton going on TV and just laying into bin Laden for this? ‘How dare you mislead all these young men, all of these youths, promising them virginis when it’s raisins?’ And then compare it to Republicans, somehow, some way. We can dream.”

 

[jayfeather31]

Might they be chocolate-covered raisins? Because that really would be a game-changer.

 

[Zanting]

I don't even know.

 

[DEFCON Warning System]

Might they be chocolate-covered raisins? Because that really would be a game-changer.

Hmm....I would definitely martyr myself for some Rasinettes.