Costco Starts Selling Coffins

[Worldwatcher]

Milk, bread, and a coffin - it's not your average shopping list, but Costco isn't your average supermarket.

Burial caskets and coffins went on sale at Costco Wholesale's store in Ringwood, in Melbourne's east, on Wednesday, and there are plans to introduce them to the low-cost retailer's seven other Australian stores in the coming months.

http://www.smh.com.au/business/retail/costco-starts-selling-cutprice-coffins-in-australian-stores-20160505-goncuo.html

It's a bit weird and tacky IMO, but a good source for laughs.

I bet you're dying for one!

Over my dead body!

Once in a lifetime deal!

"Honey, I bought your mother a present!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[jayfeather31]

Yep, that's Costco alright.

 

[DEFCON Warning System]

So....do you buy them in bulk?

 

[Nexus]

I think walmart sells them too.
Edit: yes the do! https://www.walmart.com/browse/home/funeral/4044_4431611?cat_id=4044_4431611

 

[DEFCON Warning System]

I think walmart sells them too.
Edit: yes the do! https://www.walmart.com/browse/home/funeral/4044_4431611?cat_id=4044_4431611

What...what section would I find those in? Furnishing or Yard & Garden?

 

[hrng]

I think walmart sells them too.
Edit: yes the do! https://www.walmart.com/browse/home/funeral/4044_4431611?cat_id=4044_4431611

What...what section would I find those in? Furnishing or Yard & Garden?

Storage?

Maybe next to the meat drying racks.

 

[DEFCON Warning System]

Maybe the bedding section?

 

[Worldwatcher]

Maybe the bedding section?

Is there a "gifts for in-laws" section??
:lol:

 

[jayfeather31]

Maybe the bedding section?

Is there a "gifts for in-laws" section??
:lol:

:roll:

I'd think doing that would classify as assault, given that it's a death threat, in America Worldwatcher...

 

[Worldwatcher]

Maybe the bedding section?

Is there a "gifts for in-laws" section??
:lol:

:roll:

I'd think doing that would classify as assault, given that it's a death threat, in America Worldwatcher...

Good thing I don't live there. Or have in-laws.

 

[jayfeather31]

Is there a "gifts for in-laws" section??
:lol:

:roll:

I'd think doing that would classify as assault, given that it's a death threat, in America Worldwatcher...

Good thing I don't live there. Or have in-laws.

Indeed. :lol:

 

[Drumboy44]

Is there a "gifts for in-laws" section??
:lol:

:roll:

I'd think doing that would classify as assault, given that it's a death threat, in America Worldwatcher...

Good thing I don't live there. Or have in-laws.

Save money. Die better. Walmart

Prices so low, u will need a shovel.

 

[DEFCON Warning System]

Save money. Die better. Walmart

Prices so low, u will need a shovel.

Which Wal-Mart also happens to sell. :lol:

Do they sell tombstones as well? Just so they have the whole package?

 

[strgazerlilly]

I think walmart sells them too.
Edit: yes the do! https://www.walmart.com/browse/home/funeral/4044_4431611?cat_id=4044_4431611

Why are some on sale? I'm going to puke!!