I Need to Reprogram My OSINT Algorithm...

[RiffRaff]

...because while this *could* be a sign of the apocalypse, it's just not one I want to know about:

Quadruple amputee, professional cornhole player faces murder charges

A professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee has been formally charged with murder and multiple related offenses in connection with a deadly shooting that occurred in Charles County on March 22, 2026.

www.fox7austin.com

SO many questions...

 

[NuclearID]

Ok. I can't un read that.

 

[NuclearID]

So many questions indeed... I mean. How good are fake limbs now a days?

 

[Peter Griffin]

...because while this *could* be a sign of the apocalypse, it's just not one I want to know about:

Quadruple amputee, professional cornhole player faces murder charges

A professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee has been formally charged with murder and multiple related offenses in connection with a deadly shooting that occurred in Charles County on March 22, 2026.

www.fox7austin.com

SO many questions...

Im sorry, the story is probably sad and depressing, but good lord if that isnt the funniest damn headline ive seen in a long time lmao.

 

[Gargolu]

...because while this *could* be a sign of the apocalypse, it's just not one I want to know about:

Quadruple amputee, professional cornhole player faces murder charges

A professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee has been formally charged with murder and multiple related offenses in connection with a deadly shooting that occurred in Charles County on March 22, 2026.

www.fox7austin.com

SO many questions...

where there is a will there is a way. i still wanna know how the hell he got the body in the car and dumped it on the front lawn AND how he drove the car unless he has a go kart or something like in the movie leprechaun.

 

[Gargolu]

better yet he out did the guy in a one legged guy in a ass kicking contest.

 

[DEFCON Warning System]

where there is a will there is a way. i still wanna know how the hell he got the body in the car and dumped it on the front lawn AND how he drove the car unless he has a go kart or something like in the movie leprechaun.

Not "handicapped." Handi-capable!

 

[teekay99]

Some more context:

Dayton Webber runs to steal third base at Angel Stadium in Anaheim, California, on Aug. 21, 2016. (Kevin Sullivan/Digital First Media/Orange County Register via Getty Images)

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[NuclearID]

Some more context:
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That answers... Some, questions.

 

[Torch]

So many questions indeed... I mean. How good are fake limbs now a days?

Good enough to drive and good enough to fire the little guns like 22LRs and 9mm’s

My buddies arm came off when he shot my Ruger LCR in 357’s. Relax we only put one round in (underwood )

Thats okay he took the wheels castellated nuts off my walker.

Then he switched measurements on my ordered cane from imperial to metric.

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