Kim's Fall

[Tok'ra Operative]

Just the other day, Kim Jong-un suffered a bad fall when he slipped over a banana peel and landed on the ground so hard it triggered a seismic event. Initial investigation revealed that one of Kim's generals had gotten lazy and choose to discard the banana peel on the ground rather then walk five feet to throw it in the trash bin; the general in question was put to death for littering and embarrassing Kim. Meanwhile, the North Korean government released a cover story stating that the seismic event was the result of an H-bomb test.

 

[DirtyDevil69]

Just the other day, Kim Jong-un suffered a bad fall when he slipped over a banana peel and landed on the ground so hard it triggered a seismic event. Initial investigation revealed that one of Kim's generals had gotten lazy and choose to discard the banana peel on the ground rather then walk five feet to throw it in the trash bin; the general in question was put to death for littering and embarrassing Kim. Meanwhile, the North Korean government released a cover story stating that the seismic event was the result of an H-bomb test.

Was he put to death via 20 mm AA cannon again? :lol:

 

[jayfeather31]

Just the other day, Kim Jong-un suffered a bad fall when he slipped over a banana peel and landed on the ground so hard it triggered a seismic event. Initial investigation revealed that one of Kim's generals had gotten lazy and choose to discard the banana peel on the ground rather then walk five feet to throw it in the trash bin; the general in question was put to death for littering and embarrassing Kim. Meanwhile, the North Korean government released a cover story stating that the seismic event was the result of an H-bomb test.

Was he put to death via 20 mm AA cannon again? :lol:

No, no. They used a missile this time.