Now THAT is a proper equivalent

[DEFCON Warning System]

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Childbirth is the closest a woman can come to experiencing the pain a man endures from a cold

 

[Publius]

Hear the joke about why for men getting kicked in the Huevos or woman child birth which is worse.
The old guy said it’s simple ask a woman a year or two after their first child if their thinking of having another.
A good percentage will say sure.
Ask ANY man if they’re thinking about getting kicked in Huevos again and they all will say hell nooo.

 

[Friendly Engineer]

Hear the joke about why for men getting kicked in the Huevos or woman child birth which is worse.
The old guy said it’s simple ask a woman a year or two after their first child if their thinking of having another.
A good percentage will say sure.
Ask ANY man if they’re thinking about getting kicked in Huevos again and they all will say hell nooo.

Just thinking about it makes me cringe with pain