OMG, the world is ended!

[Harbinger]

Making my weekly tinfoil rounds, I came to the startling realization that I was, in fact, already dead!

 

[hrng]

Dammit, I knew something was up when I woke up this morning.

 

[Worldwatcher]

Technically asteroids strike the planet every day, but they are so small they almost never cause damage.

 

[Drumboy44]

Dont show this to my pot smoking friend.

 

[jayfeather31]

...I always knew this was how I was going to die. :roll:

 

[rapidfire25]

am I dead yet when do I start to collect my benefits for insurance also , are they any death aarp style lobbying groups I want my benefits now..

 

[Navarro]

Making my weekly tinfoil rounds, I came to the startling realization that I was, in fact, already dead!

That must be one of my friends videos. Every since she retired, she's been telling me about these asteroids that're about to strike the Earth. Every time I look into them for her, they've already passed by, and they were never a threat in the first place - two lunar distances or something.