"So help me me"?

[DEFCON Warning System]

Let's face it. Some people just don't like God. He cramps their style.

Well, why not seek judicial relief from the King of Kings?

That's what one guy did. Asking for a restraining order against the Almighty because God was "being mean to me," the Court threw out the case.

My question is: How did they get proof of service?

http://www.timesofisrael.com/man-seeks-restraining-order-against-god/

 

[jayfeather31]

My question is... how did this end up in the court in the first place?

 

[Worldwatcher]

Aaaand, there's another crazy.....

 

[Tok'ra Operative]

Fear that the Lord would smite him was the real reason that the judge threw out the case.

 

[StormyCat]

I think the judge just thought the guy was a loon.