- Joined
- Mar 7, 2013
*Kim Jong-un is sitting in his cozy office watching a basketball game on TV and sipping a chocolate shake. Just then, a soldier frantically runs into the office and stopped in front of Kim's desk. The soldier, panting heavily, salutes Kim who returns the salute.*
Soldier: "Si..sir..."
Kim: "Yes, what is it?"
Soldier: *nervously fiddles with this thumbs*
Kim: "Well out with it man!"
Soldier: "It...its is about the shipment you ordered, sir"
Kim: "What shipment?"
Soldier: "Umm...your shipment of Twinkies, sir."
Kim: *Stands up with a slightly worried look on his face* "What about my Twinkies shipment?"
Soldier: "We cannot get your shipment..."
Kim: "Well...when can I expect them?"
Soldier: "Umm...I am afraid the answer sir is...never, sir."
Kim: "WHAT?"
Soldier: "Twinkies are no longer being made. Hostess...went out of business...sir."
Kim: *slams his fist on his desk as hard as he can* "Get out!"
Soldier: "Yes sir!" *Runs out of the room as quickly as possible, remembering to salute Kim before closing the door*
Kim: "So the Americans want to play hardball huh? Well so can I." *Picks up phone* "Hello General? Yes I want you to make preparations to transfer two of our Musudan missiles to our launch facilities along the eastern coast. And while we are at it, lets go ahead and cancel the 1953 armistice agreement. Also I want the Kaesŏng Industrial Region shut down pronto. And you know that American tourist? I want him placed under arrest."
Soldier: "Si..sir..."
Kim: "Yes, what is it?"
Soldier: *nervously fiddles with this thumbs*
Kim: "Well out with it man!"
Soldier: "It...its is about the shipment you ordered, sir"
Kim: "What shipment?"
Soldier: "Umm...your shipment of Twinkies, sir."
Kim: *Stands up with a slightly worried look on his face* "What about my Twinkies shipment?"
Soldier: "We cannot get your shipment..."
Kim: "Well...when can I expect them?"
Soldier: "Umm...I am afraid the answer sir is...never, sir."
Kim: "WHAT?"
Soldier: "Twinkies are no longer being made. Hostess...went out of business...sir."
Kim: *slams his fist on his desk as hard as he can* "Get out!"
Soldier: "Yes sir!" *Runs out of the room as quickly as possible, remembering to salute Kim before closing the door*
Kim: "So the Americans want to play hardball huh? Well so can I." *Picks up phone* "Hello General? Yes I want you to make preparations to transfer two of our Musudan missiles to our launch facilities along the eastern coast. And while we are at it, lets go ahead and cancel the 1953 armistice agreement. Also I want the Kaesŏng Industrial Region shut down pronto. And you know that American tourist? I want him placed under arrest."