Putin's propagandists on TV said nuclear war is fine because patriotic Russians will go to Heaven.
Heaven heard it and immediately applied to join NATO!
The only thing round earthers have to fear...
...is nuclear war. That’ll flatten things pretty quickly.
A nuclear bomb was dropped on Alabama
One family was killed
A grandson asks his grandfather: "Grandpa, is it true that in 1986 there was an accident at Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant?"
"Yes, there was," answers the Grandpa and patted the grandson's head.
"Grandpa, is it true that it had absolutely no consequences?"
"Yes, absolutely," answered the Grandpa, and patted the grandson's other head.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters
So Trump can't tweet it
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to less than three characters
So Biden can remember it
Two aliens are flying near earth~ The first one says, "The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons." The second one says, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first one says, "I don't think so, they have it aimed at themselves."
Why did Saskatchewan get all the nuclear waste and Ontario is full of lawyers?
Saskatchewan got to pick first.
If i had a penny for every time a Ukrainian man saved the world from eventual nuclear fallout due to Russian stupidity
I'd have 2 pennies; it's not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
For anyone who doesn’t know how to make nuclear weapons, this is basically how...
Carefully.
They should hide the nuclear codes from Trump by putting it somewhere he would never look
In a book for example.
They should hide the nuclear codes from Biden by putting it somewhere he would never look
The Southern Border for example.
