Spy Balloon Humor | 2023

[Peter Griffin]

U.S. shoots down 'high-altitude object' over Alaskan airspace, White House says

The object was flying at 40,000 feet and "posed a reasonable threat to the safety of civilian flight," a National Security Council official said. Biden ordered the military to shoot it down.

www.nbcnews.com

Not a lot of info yet. Press briefing is scheduled for 3pm

Shit is about to turn into balloon tower defense. Ffs

 

[Taz24]

So uh. Mars attacks hey who had that one on the 2023 bingo card.

 

[Spyglass]

Fox News saying we are now on a higher alert status… didn’t put “Aliens shot down over Alaska” on my bingo card

 

[Taz24]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1624166309880553480

OK, who else is thinking it?

Oh bro it's definitely fucking aliens.

Lmao travelled the galaxy, gets rekt by an f22

 

[Six]

It was aliens....

Imagine I have crazy hair and am twice as eccentric as normal....... With an odd accent no one can place.

 

[Spyglass]

What a day to be alive when an alien scout craft is in serious consideration to be what was shot down in our airspace. I love this place.

 

[Newsdude]

Oh bro it's definitely fucking aliens.

Lmao travelled the galaxy, gets rekt by an f22

Who had US shooting down a UFO in their 2023 bingo list?

 

[DEFCON Warning System]

Who had US shooting down a UFO in their 2023 bingo list?

I was actually upset at the news. I for one welcome our new alien overlords.

 

[Friendly Engineer]

China is gathering a lot of data here. Something is afoot and I don’t like it. What would the end goal of the Chinese be here?

Topic

Breaking news from around the world.

www.disclose.tv

Maybe they're trying to undermine the balloon business in the US...

 

[Friendly Engineer]

China is gathering a lot of data here. Something is afoot and I don’t like it. What would the end goal of the Chinese be here?

Topic

Breaking news from around the world.

www.disclose.tv

In all seriousness, it's probably to see what they can get away with.

 

[Train]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1624532938262994945

AT NO POINT HAVE THEY SAID THIS WAS A BALLOON

 

[Train]

where’s Gordon freeman when you need him?

 

[Spyglass]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1624532938262994945

AT NO POINT HAVE THEY SAID THIS WAS A BALLOON

Uhhh….. what now? This is getting wierd.

 

[Train]

…yk maybe we should upload some alien invasion tip threads alongside the nuclear ones

 

[SamHoarderBridges]

…yk maybe we should upload some alien invasion tip threads alongside the nuclear ones

Well if thats the case I got some anti alien helmets to offer you.

 

[Publius]

Well we can kiss any hope of saint and his reindeer visiting North American gone next year.

 

[Monarch]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1624593417878528001

This appears to have been a false alarm: New NORAD statement says “NORAD detected a radar anomaly and sent fighter aircraft to investigate. Those aircraft did not identify any object to correlate to the radar hits. NORAD will continue to monitor the situation.”

 

[DEFCON Warning System]

This is what happens when you shoot down an alien craft.

 

[RiffRaff]

4 down, 95 to go...

 

[Six]

This is what happens when you shoot down an alien craft.

Just watched that last week with my kids. Fun for all ages