Emergency Notice (Satire)

[Lostpuppy]

Emergency Notification

Through the dark web and social posts
The world has officially adopted peace , love and joy.
Pink slips for all militarys and equipment sell off fir scraps,
Dictator retraining college diplomas are avaiable,
free education for all
free medicine for all
Defense contractors are retooling for humanity research.

This has been an announcement from the tired and overworked information orgsnisation. (TOIO)

Happy Friday All

 

[DEFCON Warning System]

Condition Lavender - DEFCON 6. There are no imminent nuclear threats at this time nor will there ever be again.

 

[Yingyang]

Condition Lavender - DEFCON 6. There are imminent nuclear threats at this time nor will there ever be again.

Don't you mean no imminent nuclear threats?

 

[Lostpuppy]

Thanks all who enjoy a fun momment!

 

[DEFCON Warning System]

Don't you mean no imminent nuclear threats?

Fixed. That's what happens when I'm in a rush to go play Half-Life.

 

[Lostpuppy]

What condidtion is it now?
Apparently the Mid East didnt get the memo,,,,,

 

[Lostpuppy]

CONRAD Notice. the war in ukraine has ended. Media gets FIFA Peace prize. Just as COVID was cured by lack of media attention, it appears war can be resolved in similar fashion.
Next step in cancelling …. crime! Stay tuned….