Dating site for Seniors

[DEFCON Warning System]

Did you hear about the new dating site for seniors? It's call Carbon Dating!

 

[Irag8er]

Did you hear about the new dating site for seniors? It's call Carbon Dating!

He'll be here all week folks!
Try the veal.
Remember to tip your servers!

 

[william]

I like pudding!

 

[Irag8er]

I like pudding!

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!

 

[Dr Arthur]

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!

Then you hear the crack of a bone breaking

 

[Dr Arthur]

Did you hear about the new dating site for seniors? It's call Carbon Dating!

I went to the doctor with stiffness. I was told it is early onset rigor mortis.

 

[GBS61]

Try the veal.

Veal? But that's the national dish of Turkey!

 

[Dr Arthur]

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is age related comedy in the USA. Very funny.