- Joined
- Mar 7, 2013
It is a sad day for the United Kingdom. Last night, Agent James Bond 007 of the British MI6 infiltrated the Kremlin and attempted to steal top secret government documents when he was caught in the act by Russian President Vladimir Putin himself. Putin decided to deal with the spy personally and ordered his body guards not to intervene. Despite his enhanced secret agent training, Agent 007 proved no match for the superior martial arts skills of the Russian head of state. After a brutal match which lasted hours, Vladimir Putin killed James Bond with his bare hands. He then proceeding in phoning M and saying, "Better luck next time!".
