rise in request for lobotomies increases during election cycle.

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Currently kings point psychiatric facility has been swamped with requests for lobotomies by mentally healthy people Dr. Strangelove explains in a thick German accent " Just yesterday we had 900 requests for frontal lobotomy surgeries we can only perform 100 a month, we are looking to increase our capacity to meet the increased demand, but in the mean time we are giving patients s lithium and tranquilizers, along with some experimental treatments from programs started in Germany." Despite the popularity of kings point and other psychiatric facilities for lobotomies and other medical treatment people are increasingly turning towards the local private sector, for relief. One example of this new pop up treatment facilities is Joes metal fabrication and design shop in Detroit. Originally a secondary supplier for car parts after the automotive industry started producing items over seas business declined for joes metal fabrication and design shop until people started arriving asking joe if it was possible for him to stick a sharp piece
of metal in their head. Joe informed me how it started "well after Bernie sanders lost to Hilary we had a group of young people walk in, asking if I could scramble their brain with a chunk of metal so when they voted they wouldn't feel so bad. Now I'm no doctor but I have been fabricating metal parts down to the millionth of a millimeter for 30 some odd years. I figured it wouldn't be to hard to do, so I gave it a go and lined them up with an impact driver that I loaded a metal spike in and bam, we were back in business."