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US-Israel/Iran War Humor

william said:
https://twitter.com/x/status/2037384947158130946
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And what is even more funny during the first Middle East crisis regarding Hamas and Hezbollah... As we knew any aid that went into Gaza went immediately to Hamas not the people, Israel did the smart thing and only gave pork products as aid. Because Israel knew any aid that was going into Gaza would go immediately to the terrorists who are running the territory. Which is just hilarious.

▶️Just as hilarious as Israel AND the United States making sure female pilots kill terrorists because in the terrorist ideology death cult being killed by a female means they don't get your virgins in heaven. 😂😏 NO 'HEAVEN' FOR THE SUPREME LEADER since he was probably killed by a female IDF pilot as Israel make sure that any commander/leader in Iran is killed by a female pilot. ;) hahaa!!!

Anyways don't think of those reports of Israel and the United States giving pork products as food aid to Gaza as something as a war crime because none of that aid was going to the people anyways just to the terrorists. So again brilliant. 😂
 
I'm skeptical the US exclusively provided pork products as we have “Humanitarian Rations” that adhere to most religious practices.

HOWEVER, if we did, so long as it was the same food standards that our troops were provided, even all the Good ole days of Pork Patties in MREs, it would not run afoul of any conventions or laws that the US or Iran are party too.

Further I’m not sure how you would classify Hamas or their ilk other than illegal combats which allows immediate execution.. kind of makes nutritional standards seem less important. Of course thats just me.
 
The title itself is self explanatory as to humour 🤣😂🤣 than again US and war has the same effect considering track record. So i guess we could say technical knockouts count without a confirmed win .😉
 
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Claim: Islamabad Memorandum will be signed on Sunday.
Prediction: The Memorandum will not be signed, one or both parties will claim the deal is off, the Strait and blockade will remain in place with hostilities possibly resuming on Monday or Tuesday. Next weekend, rinse lather, repeat.
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RiffRaff said:
Claim: Islamabad Memorandum will be signed on Sunday.
Prediction: The Memorandum will not be signed, one or both parties will claim the deal is off, the Strait and blockade will remain in place with hostilities possibly resuming on Monday or Tuesday. Next weekend, rinse lather, repeat.
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Not exactly going out on a limb with that prediction.
 
Maybe Trump wanted to keep the UFC cage on the lawn so him and Bibi can settle things in the ring?
 
The state of the world over the past several weeks summed up in a 5-second video clip:
 
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