Whoops

[william]

I had a friend at work who was an Abrams driver in the first gulf war. Every day they would go out on patrol and pass a brand new BMW parked at the side of the road, probably abandoned when the Iraqis were fleeing Kuwait. One day he ran right over it like you see in the clip and just looked up at the tank commander and said whoops! This reminded me of that.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1738769636169224651

 

[Torch]

I had a buddy who was supposed to fire a pair of rockets as a show of force in front of a bunker that was giving us grief before we got completely ready and went and killed them…anyway back to the single pair of smoke rockets.

He loads up with all HE except two smoke rockets. (See a problem here already?) As I aviate around demonstrating (military for turning fuel into noise) He rolls up and fires 2 smoke rockets and then 30+ HE rockets. Over the air to air freq he said “Whoops”

Actually happened just like that …well mostly just like that….Look It was changed just enough to protect the guilty.
Of which I am not one.
Absolutely not.

You know what? I wasn’t even there,
(even if the records show I was)