Holy Sheet Batman! You are on a roll!More sanctions. A strongly worded condemnation from the UN. That's it. Here is how nuclear-armed nations would react to a Russian use of a nuclear weapon in Ukraine:
Pakistan: Our nuclear weapons are only for killing Indians, so we don't care.
India: Our nuclear weapons are only for killing Pakistanis, so we don't care.
Israel: Our nuclear weapons are only for killing Muslims, so we don't care.
China: Bad Putin! Bad boy! However, it doesn't affect us, so we don't care.
North Korea: Doesn't affect us, so we don't care. (But can we have some of the scientific data from that?)
France: Bad Putin! Bad boy! We care, but we're not going to risk a nuclear war with Russia over Ukraine.
UK: Bad Putin! Bad boy! We care, but we're not going to risk a nuclear war with Russia over Ukraine.
US: Bad Putin! Bad boy! We care, but we're not going to risk a nuclear war with Russia over Ukraine. (Fuck, that was cool, dude!)
Iran: Can we have one of those, please?
Russia risks no actual military repercussions for using nuclear weapons in Ukraine. The only POSSIBLE exception to this would be if a NATO country was impacted by direct radiation or fallout, and even then I don't think it's likely.
The overall general global nuclear threat is rising, even if there's no indication that something is imminent. Personally, my own DEFCON level hasn't dropped below 4 since Russia invaded.
That is one of the best (and funniest) post I have seen in a long while.
(To everyone Im not invested and only got caught up in this post now.)
I was going to cut and paste your best remarks but decided the whole thing is awesome. I especially agree about witnessing a nuclear detonation and how the ban has increased not decreased the chance of employment.
I never thought about it. That is definitely an unintended consequence to the above ground ban treaty.
Your hit list on global reactions was dead on
Hmmm, you are wise today. Still waters… etc.
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